OR mice or roaches. That old Jim Stafford song about a clueless guy who says, “I got silly and found a frog in the water by a hollow log; And I shook it at her and I said, “This frog’s for you.” She said, “I don’t like spiders and snakes; And that ain’t what it..
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I am dealing with appliance abuse. Ive been dealing with it for years but was too ashamed to tell anyone. Now that we are moving, the abuse has escalated especially when they discovered I wasnt taking them with me to the new home. The weeping and wailing and gnashing of gears is getting on..
MICE! ARE! GONE! Gone, gone, gone. I am very happy to report Alpha Hubby saved the day – again. I didn’t even know there were two (no, make that THREE) mice so while I don’t know what he did with them (classic “don’t ask and he won’t tell”), I know they are gone and I..
The problem with moving is not the wrapping of fine crystal. Its not the thought of packing up the entire house. Its not trying to figure out what needs to stay until the final move so that you dont end up with stuff stored here and there while you frantically search for the rice cooker..
Gosh between the job of going through my moms stuff, getting her house on the market, looking at new home possibilities (oh happy dance, we might move), working to eat right, drink plenty of water, exercising in the pool on mega cold days, and re-learning how to type on a laptops small keyboard, its been..
Yeah yeah, I KNOW what you’re thinking. You’re wrong. I am not talking about peoples here, people. Get your mind outta da gutter! No no, THIS is what I’m talking about…. Oooohhhh, yeah! Mmmmmm. Stop me now! Yikes! If you can’t eat certain foods that you used to love – crave..
I was reading a new e-friends website, How Sweet It Is (http://howsweet.wordpress.com/) and she chatted about how she & hubby ate ice cream that came from Caesars in Las Vegas that cost them $50. Drop over and read the blog (its under Million Dollar Ice Cream link on right side). I laughed at the funny posting..
Ive experienced a miracle in an area thats been tough for me up until now. I woke up Monday morning thats yesterday and WANTED to get on the elliptical. I WANTED to. How miraculous is that? So I did. Last evening. I popped in Cinderella III (light and fluffy), hopped on and elliptied..
…SALUTE YOU! Yep. When HE finds out what I’ve done, HE is going to come home and throttle me. Oh but it is worth it, he he he!! Here is the REAL reason I am losing weight. It is not for some fantastic health or holy or highly intelligent reason. It is not because my..
Well, I found a way to lose 3 pounds quickly! I wouldn’t recommend it! Somewhere during the past couple of days, I started feeling urpy and the thought of eating anything was just plain impossible. Food just was not my friend. I got on the scale this morning and had lost 3 more pounds –..