Six frogs were sitting on a log. Five frogs decided to jump off the log. How many frogs were left on the log? SIX. Just because they decided to jump doesn’t mean they jumped. A decision is only as good as the follow-through. I’ve decided a hundred times to lose this..
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I’ve been out in the street doing a little boogie dance – a joyous Snoopy dance, if you will! I lost 10 pounds, finally. YIPPIE-KI-YAY!! Oh shut up, you know I mean again. I lost 10 pounds again. Since I started this journey I’ve lost and gained and lost and gained and gained, lost then..
If there are any children in the house, send them out of the room. That means you, Josh (my son). I am sure it will hit high on your “oh gag me mom, ewww get a room that’s just wrong” meter, so stop reading! I’m going to hit on a topic that is of the..
…each time I run across a good cracker with some cream cheese on it. It used to be Ritz® (the one everything tasted better on) which I’ve had to give up. Can we say, “eat the whole tube in one sitting?” In the meantime, I discovered this incredible organic flax and sesame cracker from..
I gotta tell you – if we would just be honest with ourselves, none of us would have a weight problem (other than people with a legitimate physical problem such as a messed up thyroid). I’ve been working with my new electronic hand-held calorie counter that also washes my dishes. Well, not really, but it..
I am packing for my move so I am going to recycle some of my older posts. I will add “redux” in the title so you will know it is a recycled posting. In the movie, Galaxy Quest, there was the prevailing theme and saying of, “Never give up! Never surrender.” That is the battle..
Oh I just love that title – I crack myself up sometimes – ho – more than I can chew… get it? Journey back into LBD – chew – food? Guess you had to be there. It sure was funny to those of who were here. All of us. No, I’m not telling who. Me,..
So you know The Magic Dumbbell story is not true right? The other day I got to thinking about how it seems as if famous people gain a lot of weight, then magically get it removed in record time. We ordinary mortals make excuses that it is because they can afford a personal trainer,..