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JOY: I’m Being Erased!

There was an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie entitled, “The Eraser.”  His job was to go in and erase all evidence of a person’s existence.  He was to prepare a woman to enter a Witness Protection Program so he got rid of everything that showed her existence including her records like driver’s license, birth certificate; personal effects… Read More JOY: I’m Being Erased!

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Marriage Issues

(Older post from my other website Joy-Cafe archives & is about our previous home; I’m working on #1 goal to get totally unpacked by the end of January. I’ll be back with live content when I have time!) Marriage is a wonderful thing.  Two separate people with two separate personalities, meshing together to enjoy life as a team!… Read More Marriage Issues

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The Six Frogs

                                                                                                                   Six frogs were sitting on a log. Five frogs decided to jump off the log. How many frogs were left on the log? SIX.  Just because they decided to jump doesn’t mean they jumped.    A decision is only as good as the follow-through.  I’ve decided a hundred times to lose this… Read More The Six Frogs

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The Magic Dumbbell

    Once upon a time there was a bee-you-tee-full Hollywood movie star who had been pregnant then delivered a beautiful baby girl. She had a movie premier she needed to appear at, but alas!  When she looked down at her body, she squawked and cried aloud, “Alas! I have put on 50 pounds. Oh woe is… Read More The Magic Dumbbell

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I am… unpillowed

They say that getting enough sleep is necessary for being healthy and for losing weight.  I guess that could be true since, if you stay up late at night, you’re going to hit the munchies at some point.  And those munchies are never going to be for things like, say, apples or red peppers.  It… Read More I am… unpillowed