Oh so very long ago, like most women, I was drawn to the classic… bad boy. It started when I was in high school and found out the really cute leather-jacket-wearing dude liked me. Nothing ever happened with that but still. I remember thinking how cool it was that THE James Dean-bad boy in school liked me. So shoot me, I was young.
Don’t know what made him the bad boy – the leather jacket? The tousled hair? He was probably a perfectly normal guy who’d been put in the bad boy clique simply because of that leather jacket. That just wasn’t done back then when we still had rules about how short our skirts could be.
Doesn’t matter – my point is that women seem to be trained to be drawn to the bad boy and to scoff at the good one. The good one is boring and the bad one… wowzers. Is it that the good guy is known and bland? Is it that the bad guy was forbidden and exciting? The good guy a wuss and the bad guy the manly man? Were we young and stupid? Well yes, but…
Could it be as simple as this hysterical 1996 Nissan television commercial – that sums it all up just fine: Barbie, Ken & GI Joe:
In this case I think GI Joe seemed to represent excitement. He exuded confidence and strength. She thinks he can take care of her AND thrill her.
By the time I met Alpha Hubby at work, I’d had my gut full of bad boys and was NOT interested in going that route again. I did not plan to ever marry again much less trust my heart to any guy, bad or good.
And here was Alpha Hubby – he was such a nice guy – an engineer working at the nuclear plant, raising healthy beef on the side, very precise and, ummm, shall we say – anal?? Good with attention to details – which is really nice when applied to some situations like… *ahem* …be that as it may…
He was a nice guy and so nice to me – can you imagine that? Like that was a sin or something? Being nice to me? I even told him – now remember we’d only known one another 7 weeks before we got married so we didn’t know one another THAT well. But while we didn’t know each other’s favorite type movie or food choices, we knew one another’s heart. So I told him, truthfully, that I’d never dated a nice guy before and wasn’t sure how I’d handle it.
I love looking back and remembering some of the dog-goned stupid things I said to him back then. All in the name of protecting my heart from being crushed again. Duh duh duh du-mb.
So after we married, we spent many nights sitting up and talking, to get to know one another. The more we talked, the more I realized I’d not married a nice guy after all; I had married a reformed bad boy.
It’s kind of funny because he was probably a bad, bad boy but he swears to me, like Jessica Rabbit in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”: “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
I have the benefit now of a bit of wisdom that can come with time passing – there is the fact that there are no real bad boys or good boys. There are simply men and males. A Man. A Male.
Males take no responsibility, cheat and who are all about “me first” running at the first sign of trouble. No way a male will help around the house or take on the tough jobs (like dealing with bill collectors). Males get their confidence by the number of notches on their bedpost. Males couldn’t care less how badly they treat their women because women don’t matter; there’s always another one. Males believe women are only useful for one thing.
A man is the total opposite to the point he is honorable in a world that has forgotten what that word means. A man will put his family and loved ones first, protecting to the point of death. A man knows the woman is capable and can take care of herself, and like that about her. A man will walk in integrity and his word is always good. A man takes responsibility for their actions and you can trust your life – and heart – with a real man.
I married a real man. There is security in what he calls “predictable”. He doesn’t have his nails polished (mainly because after work, he’s mucking with cows and bulls), and fights me tooth and nail about protecting his skin from the sun. He doesn’t have an feminine side – he tells me I am his only feminine side and that’s that. I can tell him and tell him that I’d love him in a cowboy hat but no. Not yet, anyway.
He is all man, believes in God, America, true love, hard work, and honesty. He’s not John Wayne – what most people think of as manly but who actually played some very chavunistic characters. Alpha Hubby isn’t a man’s man, per se; he’s just my man. He is masculine to the point that it doesn’t take much to push him over into the over-dominating stage; but he doesn’t scare me. He may be an alpha and growl at me sometimes, but he would never hurt me.
So in a world where the choice is Ken or GI Joe? Give me a GI Joe anytime! Nah, forget that, give me Alpha Hubby. He’s gifted to be my mate. He’s GI Joe enough for me!