In The Mood

January 5th, 2011

Soooo.  Here we are again, facing New Year’s resolutions.  Goals.  Dreams.  Prayers.  Thoughts.  Issues.  No matter what you call them, they seem to get to everyone at this time of year.  Some people dread them because they might fail, AGAIN.  Others love them because they are anal uptight overly scheduled tightly wound uptight freakishly organized very disciplined people.

Anyway, my point is that there is always this amazing hope at the beginning of a year.  No matter what happened the year before, we face the coming year with new hopes and dreams, desires and resolutions.  Anything we failed at in the year before, we just KNOW we can take care of in this brand spanking new fresh New Year!

Alpha Hubby and I are no different.  And although he (drat him) is far better at keeping his resolutions, we try to work on goals that make our life, lifestyle and marriage better.

I thought you’d like a peek into our lists:

MINE:
Stick to my fat loss program
Stick to my exercise program
Stick to my nutrition program
Finish unpacking the house and putting the stuff away.
Work on a couple of my manuscripts
Faithfully put money away in savings account
Etc.

HIS:
More sex
Buy another heifer
More sex
Buy another heifer
Watch Shrek 1-3 for the 300th time
More sex
Buy another heifer
Watch Ice Age 1-3 for the 300th time
and last but not least, more sex

Are you under the impression that men and women think alike?

Of course, if he keeps doing the things for me that he has been – tut tut, get your mind outta da guttah – he’s been remodeling, creating, and making this house amazing for me – if he keeps that up, he’ll get at least 4 out of  9 things on his list. 

Oooo baby!  I’m talking about watching Shrek and Ice Age with you twice, bwahahahahahaha!  What?  Did you think I meant something else???

Don’t tell him but he wouldn’t have to remodel or create. It’s a home ’cause he’s in it!

26 Responses to “In The Mood”

  1. b. lee says:

    ahahahaha! love the resolutions list! following back from …

    http://cleansheetsonsundays.blogspot.com/
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  2. b. lee says:

    ahahahaha! love the resolutions list! following back from …

    http://cleansheetsonsundays.blogspot.com/
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  3. Cate says:

    Hahahaha – so L has been talking to my hubby as their lists sound eerily similar…..
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  4. Cate says:

    Hahahaha – so L has been talking to my hubby as their lists sound eerily similar…..
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  5. Sue says:

    I showed this to my husband. He likes your husbands list and said it inspired him to make one of his own except he’s cutting out all the movie and cow stuff – just sex, sex, sex. Thanks for the good laugh!

  6. Sue says:

    I showed this to my husband. He likes your husbands list and said it inspired him to make one of his own except he’s cutting out all the movie and cow stuff – just sex, sex, sex. Thanks for the good laugh!

  7. Ashley says:

    Hi there! I’m a new blog follower via Google Friend Connect. I love your blog, especially your writing style and about me section! Hope you’ll check out my blog and follow back!

    -Ashley

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  8. Ashley says:

    Hi there! I’m a new blog follower via Google Friend Connect. I love your blog, especially your writing style and about me section! Hope you’ll check out my blog and follow back!

    -Ashley

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  9. Jacqui says:

    Lol… cute posts!
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  10. Jacqui says:

    Lol… cute posts!
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  11. Karen says:

    Oh I really did LOL! Men.

  12. Karen says:

    Oh I really did LOL! Men.

  13. I gotta confess, Nan, that I like hubby’s List much more than yours. LOL I hope both your lists are completed successfully!

    Terri

  14. I gotta confess, Nan, that I like hubby’s List much more than yours. LOL I hope both your lists are completed successfully!

    Terri

  15. Alpha says:

    I thought it was a pretty good list!

  16. Alpha says:

    I thought it was a pretty good list!

  17. LBDDiaries says:

    Baby, it is an amazing list. I like it! A lot.
    Irene, I am soooo jealous – trading Shrek for a dead horse’s head in bed – solid!
    Mrs. Jen B thanks for visiting & check out Road to Joy’s post today – http://f.ast.ly/9gGVf
    Darelen thank you so much for commenting! I agree, my mom loved tis song, too.
    And Merz – what can I say? You are right, as usual

  18. LBDDiaries says:

    Baby, it is an amazing list. I like it! A lot.
    Irene, I am soooo jealous – trading Shrek for a dead horse’s head in bed – solid!
    Mrs. Jen B thanks for visiting & check out Road to Joy’s post today – http://f.ast.ly/9gGVf
    Darelen thank you so much for commenting! I agree, my mom loved tis song, too.
    And Merz – what can I say? You are right, as usual

  19. Mrs. Jen B says:

    Very funny! I sorta wish my husband’s list was more like this (without the heifers and movies)! 😉

    Visiting from SITS, have a great day!

  20. Mrs. Jen B says:

    Very funny! I sorta wish my husband’s list was more like this (without the heifers and movies)! 😉

    Visiting from SITS, have a great day!

  21. Irene says:

    I just LOVE this SONG!! If it doesn’t get you up and movin’ then you must be dead!

    I don’t have resolutions because I don’t like commitments. If I tried to have a list of things I would try to achieve over the year it would end miserably. So I just like to roll as they come.

    My husband’s list would be about the same. Substitute chickens for heifer, “The Godfather” for “Shrek” and any WWII movie doc for “Ice Age”. I know, exciting isn’t it? Contain yourself, I know you’re jealous.
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  22. Irene says:

    I just LOVE this SONG!! If it doesn’t get you up and movin’ then you must be dead!

    I don’t have resolutions because I don’t like commitments. If I tried to have a list of things I would try to achieve over the year it would end miserably. So I just like to roll as they come.

    My husband’s list would be about the same. Substitute chickens for heifer, “The Godfather” for “Shrek” and any WWII movie doc for “Ice Age”. I know, exciting isn’t it? Contain yourself, I know you’re jealous.
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  23. Darlene says:

    This is my first time to comment but I read you a lot. I just had to tell you that I always love your music. You always find the perfect songs to fit your log. I’m going to have to try that radio or player, whatever it is. Your music is as good as your posts. My mother used to listen to Glenn Miller all the time and this was her favorite song.

  24. Darlene says:

    This is my first time to comment but I read you a lot. I just had to tell you that I always love your music. You always find the perfect songs to fit your log. I’m going to have to try that radio or player, whatever it is. Your music is as good as your posts. My mother used to listen to Glenn Miller all the time and this was her favorite song.

  25. Mercedes says:

    This was just funny. I was drinking when I started reading his list. I thought this was serious! I think if most men were honest, this is exactly what their list would look like. Without the cows probably. Just sex.

  26. Mercedes says:

    This was just funny. I was drinking when I started reading his list. I thought this was serious! I think if most men were honest, this is exactly what their list would look like. Without the cows probably. Just sex.

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