Category: Humor

Clueless Men & Spiders and Snakes

I really, really don’t like spiders and snakes… or mice, skunks, roaches, or FROGS. The Jim Stafford song above talks about a clueless guy who, after a woman hints around about making out and says, “Do what you wanna do” – HE says, “I got silly and found a frog, in the water by a..

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On That 3rd Day… blah blah Christmas

So the land hunt yesterday was a bust! The real estate pictures were naughty not nice. They did not actually look like the property really looked like! Santa is leaving coal in those two realtors’ stockings! This picture is a pretty good visual description of my Alpha Hubby. He was super calm, rarely get excited,..

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The Need for a Alpha Hubby Cam

Anytime I mention something that possibly, maybe, could be something Alpha Hubby did that – oh, how shall I express this… upsets me… I always get the answer that he’s innocent of all wrong-doing. He will say that even BEFORE I state what upset me. This started waaaay back when we were first married and..

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Touch, A Series Part 1

FIRST JOB See this girls face, below?  That’s how I felt when I hooked up with Alpha Hubby. I felt skittish. I didn’t trust his love. I waiting for the other shoe to drop. I wondered what he really wanted. I was waiting to be proven right, that he was a hidden ax-murderer and was there..

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Father’s Day From The Dark Side: He’s Got Rope

So… a Father’s Day blog about Alpha Hubby. I say “dark side” because we aren’t that couple who still have kids at home. We’re on the other side. No more pacifiers and much more stockings, garters and rope (smile). Alpha Son has been out of the house a few years now. We see him often..

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What’s Not To Love?

Every now and again, I will say to Alpha Hubby, “I love you” – and he will reply, “What’s not to love?” I have yet to come up with a viable and perfect comeback to that. So I hit him in the arm. Grrrr. Being married to an Alpha is not always easy. I suffer…

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